Motoring quotes.

Anyone got any good motoring quotes?

I'll start the thread off with the topical one from the old website

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Originally Posted by Jeremy Clarkson

"The Alfa 155 Q4: This car is everything a Toyota Corolla isn't."

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How about a couple from the the late great Enzo Ferrari

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Originally Posted by Enzo Ferrari

Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines.

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Originally Posted by Enzo Ferrari

The client is not always right.

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Another Clarkson quote:

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Originally Posted by JC

You cannot be a true petrol head until you've owned an Alfa”

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I'll raise the tone with a quote from Earnest Hemmingway

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Originally Posted by Hemmingway

?There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.?

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